Sadly, this could be Osborne High:
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM IS NOT HAVING A GOOD SEASON by Dave Tippett
10. Flag over stadium is one recovered from the "Titanic"
9. Stadium lights double as beacons for life flight
8. Cheerleaders working visitor side of field
7. At school assembly, football players taunted by parent boosters
6. Mascot dressed as a French guy surrendering
5. Flag flying a half mast before game even starts
4. At half time band spells out SOS
3. Coach comes out wearing paper bag over head
2. Team's best record is number of 'delay of game' penalties due to nervous quarterback stuttering calls
1. School fight song: "Que Sera Sera"
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